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A JOKE FOR YOU

Doctor (Pagal se) : Ye chithi tum kise likh rahe ho ? Pagal : Apney aap ko. Doctor : Achha, is mein kya lika hai ? Pagal : Maloom nahi. Doctor : Kuon ? Pagal : Abhi mujhe mili nahi.
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Hunty : Mere vich aj vi ohni power hai jini pehla si. Bunty : Kivey ? Hunty : Khand di bori pehla vi nahi si chuki jandi, tey hun vi nahi.....
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Teacher : Wo teen words batao jo sabsey jyada boley jatey hain. Student : Mujhey nahin pata. Teacher : Shabaash beta !
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Husband : Hypnotise karna kya hota hai ? Wife : Kisi ko control mein karkey apni marzi ke kaam karwana. Husband : Chal jhoothi, usey to SHAADI kehtey hain.
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Ek aadmi Girlfriend sey : Darling, main tumsey shaadi nahi kar sakta. Merey ghar waley mana kar rahey hain. Girlfriend : Tumharey ghar mein kaun kaun hai ? Aadmi : Ek biwi aur 3 bachey......

A WONDERFULL MESSAGE FOR U

• Door nigahon se jaya na karo, Dil ko is kadar tadpaaya na karo. Tum bin ek pal bhi ji na sakenge, Ye ehsaas baar-baar dilaya na karo.
• Mujhse itna rishta to banaye rakhna, Meri dosti dil mein basaye rakhna. Waqt ko koi baandh nahi sakta, Par is dosti ko palkon pe sajaye rakhna.
• Dard se dosti ho gayi dosto, Zindagi bedard ho gayi dosto. Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyaana humara, Magar door tak roshni ho gayi dosto.
• Yaad na karogey to satayenge, Roothoge to manayenge. Dost hain hum tere, saya nahi Jo andhere mein tera sath chhod jayenge.
• Ae palak, tu band ho ja, Khwabon mein unki surat to nazar ayegi. Intazaar to subah, dobara shuru hoga, Kam se kam raat to khushie se kat jayegi.
• Dosti cheej nahi hai bhulaney ko, Hamey aadat nahi hai bhool janey ki. Hum is liye miltey hain kum ki, Nazar lag jaati hai zamaney ki.
• Har subah, tumhari muskurati rahey, Har shaam tumhari gungunati rahey. Tum jisey bhi milo, milo is tarah ki, Har milney wale ko yaad aati rahey.
• Har aahat ehsaas humara dilayegi, Har hawa kissa humara sunayegi. Hum itna pareshaan karenge tumko ki, Na chahtey hue bhi yaad humari ayegi.
• Kitney haseen hain aap, Khud ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo. Aankhon mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahi, Galey mein kaali mala latkaya karo.
• Sar jhukta sharam mein, Sar jhukta adab mein. Sar jhukta likhney mein, Aur sar jhukta hain mera SMS padney mein. PADHO AUR SAR JHUKAO.......

Quotes are nothing,

but inspiration for the un-inspired.

1) If you don't start, It's certain that you won't arrive.
2) You fall in love with personality, But you live with character.
3) Other can stop you temporarily, But only you can do it permanently.
4) The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance. It is the illusion of knowledge.
5) God can mend all broken hearts. You just have to give him all the pieces.
6) Laugh at your self first, Before anyone else can.
7) Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. Your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.
8) A friend is like a four leaf clover, Hard to find and lucky to have.
9) To love what you do and feel that, It matters - How could anything be more fun ?
10) Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
11) Our eyes are placed in front bcoz it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

FUNNY JOKES AND FOR U SPECIAL FOR U

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