sms wonderfull message jokes

Wonderfull Message Jokes SMS

Don't love a person like a flower,
Bcoz a flower dies in a season.
Love a person like a river,
Bcoz river flows forever.

sms wonderfull message joke

Your aim in life should be "54321"
Shocked Na !
5 - Five digit salary
4 - Four wheeler vehicle
3 - Three room house
2 - Two cute children
1 - One smart life partner
Wow....
Nice Na !!!

sms wonderfull message jokes

Kal mujhe Alladin ka chirag mila.
Maine jim se kaha -
Is SMS padhne wale ok akalmand banade.
Jim Bola -
Main sirf ichha puri karta hoon, chamatkaar nahi.

sms a good friends

When I say "Friend"
I mean -
Some one I Respect
Some one I Care
Some one I Need
Some one I Like
Some one Special
Some one Like "You"
Good Friend.....



Three sentences for getting success written by William Shakespeare :
1) Know more than others
2) Work more than others
3) Expect less than others

Tinkey-Tinkey toofan mein bikharte chale gaye
tanhi ke gahraiyon mein utarte chale gaye
udte thay jin doston ke saharey assman mein
ek ek kar sub bichadte chale gaye.


Yarra teri yaari utte sanu maan hai
teri yarri naal saddi dunia te shaan hai
dosti da boota kite vadd na devi
lokan pachhey lag sanu chhad na devi.


Musharaf ( Narak mein yamraj se )---
Ek call kar loon Pakistan ?
Yamraj- ok
[ call ke baad ]
Musharaf - kitna bill hua ?
Yamraj - kuchh nahin.
Musharaf - kyon ?
yamraj - narak to narak free hai.

Goodnight Message joke sms

Wishing a sweetest night to a sweetest natured person.
May you sleeps & fall from the bed tonight
then your will remember that you forgot
to wish me good night.

Yaron ki mehfil mein vo muskurate pal
dilse dua hai apna beeta hua kal
kabhi jandgi gujarti thi hasne-hasaney mein.


Khuda ki rehmat sarey sansaar par barse
Merey hissey ki rehmat merey dost merey yaar par barsey
Ya khuda mujhey kar dena paani agar mera dost kabhi pyaas se tarsey

sms jokes message

Dartey hain aag sey, jal na jayen
Dartey hain khwab sey, too na jaye
Dartey hain toofan sey, ujad na jayen
Jyada dartey hain aap se ki app hamey bhool na jayen



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